David Feherty a well known and funny golf commentator has put together his 6 favorite Golf Quotes:
1. “Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.”
2. “That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.”
3. “I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn’t be here this week. He’s attending the birth of his next wife.”
4. Tommy Gainey’s grip: “They look like two lobsters trying to screw.”
5. Jim Furyk’s swing: “It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.”
6. “He’s (Luke Donald) a bloody walking ATM. I slid my AmEx card between the cheeks of his ass and out popped $500.”
AND, THE EXTRA ONE, DESCRIBING V.J. SINGH’S PRODIGIOUS PRACTICE REGIME:
“VJ HITS MORE BALLS THAN ELTON JOHN’S CHIN”
