You know it’s too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes.
A golfer has one advantage over a fisherman.
He doesn’t have to produce anything to prove his story.
What do golf and sex have in common”
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, “My game is so bad this year I had to have my ball retriever regripped !”
