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Golf Truths

Golf Jokes
  • Golf balls are like eggs . they're white. They're sold by the dozen ... and a week later you have to buy more.


  • A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.


  • It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.


  • When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard"


 

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