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• No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse
• Never keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
• When you look up and cau]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=53 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=55
  • Golf balls are like eggs . theyre white. Theyre sold by the dozen ... and a week later you have to buy more.
  • A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the inc]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=55 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=56
    • Golf is by far the ultimate love / hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.
    • If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=56 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=64 Always concede the fourth putt. Bunkers have the unnerving habit of rushing out to meet your ball. Coincidentally the only remaining set of clubs in the professionals shop was made especially f]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=64 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=65 When you play a shot from a bunker and the ball hits the bank, there is a split second when you have no idea as to the balls whereabouts before it plummets down on your foot. Whenever you take you]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=65 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST