http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes GolfJokes.com is a local online golf joke site. brian@golftrips.com en-us http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=2 A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Jus]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=2 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=3 A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golf]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=3 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=4 The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct, he replied. "Put means to place a thing where yo]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=4 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=5 The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf. Golf was once a rich mans sport, but now it has millions of poor players! Golf is an expens]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=5 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=7 A woman golfer suffers a terrible bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it. "What happened" asked the doctor. "I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the ]]> http://www.golfjokes.com/jokes/golfjoke.cfm?jokeID=7 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:30:00 CST