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Green Golf Balls

A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning. After watching him for a bit, the pro asks him what he wants. "I...

Do You Play Golf Joke?

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at airport, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine...

Murphy’s Laws Of Golf

Golfers who claim they never cheat also lie. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of...

New Terms For Golf Shots

A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't A 'Saddam Hussein' -- from one bunker into another A 'Yasser Arafat' -- butt ugly...

Golfing Lawyer

 A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head. He shouted...

Teeing Of Womens Tee Box

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot...

Couples Alternate Golf Shot Joke

A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four,...

At The Water Cooler

Two men are talking at the water cooler at work one Monday morning. "What did you do this weekend" asked Don. "Dropped hooks into water." replied...

Irish Golfer

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and...

Excuses For Why You Must Play Golf!

I always play well when it rains I am almost 50; I need to practice for the senior circuit. I am just very...