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"You're going out to play golf again" his wife complained. "I'm only doing under doctors orders." replied her husband. "Do I look stupid to you" she...

A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning. After watching him for a bit, the pro asks him what he wants. "I...

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at airport, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine...

Golfers who claim they never cheat also lie. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of...

A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't A 'Saddam Hussein' -- from one bunker into another A 'Yasser Arafat' -- butt ugly...

 A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head. He shouted...

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot...

A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four,...

Two men are talking at the water cooler at work one Monday morning. "What did you do this weekend" asked Don. "Dropped hooks into water." replied...

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and...