Friday, February 23, 2018
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Lost Golf Ball

The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he asked. "Well sir," said the man, "the last few shots were grounders, so when you did...

Homeless Man Golf Joke

A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money. The business man agreed to give the beggar $20 if he answered 2 questions. The man agreed. "First, will you spend this money on alcohol?."...

Golf Again?

"You're going out to play golf again" his wife complained. "I'm only doing under doctors orders." replied her husband. "Do I look stupid to you" she screamed. "But its true," he said, walking out the door. "He specifically told me I should...

Green Golf Balls

A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning. After watching him for a bit, the pro asks him what he wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the man replies. "Well, I don't think they make them,...

Do You Play Golf Joke?

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at airport, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline...
Golfers who claim they never cheat also lie. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole. There is no such thing as a friendly wager. The stages of golf are...
A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't A 'Saddam Hussein' -- from one bunker into another A 'Yasser Arafat' -- butt ugly and in the sand A 'John Kennedy Jr.' -- didn't quite make it over the water A...

Golfing Lawyer

 A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head. He shouted at the lousy hitter, "I am a lawyer and this will cost you, $5000.00." The golfer yelled...
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:"Would the...
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball,...