Tuesday, March 19, 2019
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Myself and a fellow caddy recently helped two aged Germans around our course. Failing yet again to get the ball in the air the worst golfer of the pair exclaimed "I suppose you have never seen any player worse than...

Stinky 7 Iron

A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, every time I swing my 7 iron I pass this outrageous gas." He swings the iron in the doctor's office and breaks a loud sound of wind. He swings the 8...

Blonde Golfer

One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her out of the glimpse of his eye and yelled "do you want to play" She replied "no I don't know how to and I don't...
The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide - you just want to kill yourself..."

Lost Golf Ball

The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he asked. "Well sir," said the man, "the last few shots were grounders, so when you did...

Homeless Man Golf Joke

A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money. The business man agreed to give the beggar $20 if he answered 2 questions. The man agreed. "First, will you spend this money on alcohol?."...

Golf Again?

"You're going out to play golf again" his wife complained. "I'm only doing under doctors orders." replied her husband. "Do I look stupid to you" she screamed. "But its true," he said, walking out the door. "He specifically told me I should...

Green Golf Balls

A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning. After watching him for a bit, the pro asks him what he wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the man replies. "Well, I don't think they make them,...

Do You Play Golf Joke?

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at airport, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline...
Golfers who claim they never cheat also lie. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole. There is no such thing as a friendly wager. The stages of golf are...