Tuesday, March 19, 2019
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A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't A 'Saddam Hussein' -- from one bunker into another A 'Yasser Arafat' -- butt ugly and in the sand A 'John Kennedy Jr.' -- didn't quite make it over the water A...

Golfing Lawyer

 A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head. He shouted at the lousy hitter, "I am a lawyer and this will cost you, $5000.00." The golfer yelled...
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:"Would the...
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball,...

At The Water Cooler

Two men are talking at the water cooler at work one Monday morning. "What did you do this weekend" asked Don. "Dropped hooks into water." replied Dave. "Fishing, eh" "No, golfing."

Irish Golfer

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant you any wish." The...
I always play well when it rains I am almost 50; I need to practice for the senior circuit. I am just very optimistic I will play well if I golf today. I am required to golf for...
Fairway: An unfamiliar track of closely mowed grass running from the tee to the green. Where your ball is usually found immediately to the left or right of it and in most case no where near it. Golf: A...

Great One Liners

You know it's too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes. A golfer has one advantage over a fisherman. He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story. What do golf and sex have in common" They're two things you can...
David Feherty a well known and funny golf commentator has put together his 6 favorite Golf Quotes: 1. "Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body." 2. "That ball is...