That putt had more breaks than a government job.
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A hole in three” is not a fun story to relive.”
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.
Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.
(Heard mumbling to himself while counting his score after putting off the green) I was on in two…. then again on four…
(When asked how the putt breaked) It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.