Golf Jokes Homeless Man Golf Joke

Homeless Man Golf Joke


A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money.

The business man agreed to give the beggar $20 if he answered 2 questions. The man agreed.

“First, will you spend this money on alcohol?.” the business man asked.

The homeless man respond, “why no I quit drinking 20 years ago.”

“Great,” responded the generous man. “Will you spend the $20 on golf” he followed up with.

The homeless eager responded, “I quite golf about the same time, almost 20 years ago.

The business man, quickly replied. “I will give you $40 if you come home to my wife and show her what happens to a man when he quits drinking and golf.”


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