A ‘Rock Hudson’ — a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
A ‘Saddam Hussein’ — from one bunker into another
A ‘Yasser Arafat’ — butt ugly and in the sand
A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ — didn’t quite make it over the water
A ‘Rodney King’ — over-clubbed
An ‘O.J.’ — got away with one
A ‘Princess Grace’ — should have used a driver
A ‘Princess Di’ — shouldn’t have used the driver
A ‘Condom’ — safe, but didn’t feel very good
A ‘Brazilian’ — shaved the hole
A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ — Way to the right but still in bounds
A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ — Way to the left and out of bounds
A ‘James Joyce’ — a putt that’s impossible to read
A ‘Ted Kennedy’ — goes in the water and jumps out
A ‘Pee Wee Herman’ — too much wrist
A ‘Sonny Bono’ — straight into the trees
A ‘Mickey Mantle’ — a dead Yank
A ‘Paris Hilton’ — a very expensive hole
A ‘Condom Shot’ – Safe but not very good
