One Liners Real Golf Definitions

Real Golf Definitions

Fairway: An unfamiliar track of closely mowed grass running from the tee to the green. Where your ball is usually found immediately to the left or right of it and in most case no where near it.

Golf: A 5 mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

Oxymoron: An easy par-3.

Practice Tee: A place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice.

Mulligan: Invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more 60-yard worm burner.

Golf Balls: See also, water magnets.


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