9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
7. It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
6. Foursomes are encouraged.
5. Three times a day is possible.
4. Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3. If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.
2. You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
From David Letterman’s Late Night Show