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At The Water Cooler

Two men are talking at the water cooler at work one Monday morning. "What did you do this weekend" asked Don. "Dropped hooks into water." replied...

Irish Golfer

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and...

Excuses For Why You Must Play Golf!

I always play well when it rains I am almost 50; I need to practice for the senior circuit. I am just very...

Real Golf Definitions

Fairway: An unfamiliar track of closely mowed grass running from the tee to the green. Where your ball is usually found immediately to...

Great One Liners

You know it's too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes. A golfer has one advantage over a fisherman. He doesn't have to produce anything...

David Feherty’s Best Golf Quotes

David Feherty a well known and funny golf commentator has put together his 6 favorite Golf Quotes: 1. "Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old...

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

10. A below par performance is considered good. 9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 8. You...

The Laws Of Golfing

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th...

Mini Golf

The Bee Sting

A golfer gets caught with his pants down.