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Funny Golf Fails

Funny Golf Fails

The Ultimate Golf Fails Compilation 2017

The Ultimate Golf Fails Compilation 2017

Wrong Club Selection

For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy about club selection, but the caddy always prevailed. Finally on the 17th hole,...

Believe me

Wife --"Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon." Husband --"I'm so sorry Honey....but you probably don't want to hear the...

Play As It Lies

Bill and Nick, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and "play it as it lays" on all shots. Both hit...

The Fortune Teller

Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven" Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..." Golfer: "What's the good news" Fortune Teller: "The good...

Worse Golfers Than Me?!?!

Myself and a fellow caddy recently helped two aged Germans around our course. Failing yet again to get the ball in the air the worst...

Stinky 7 Iron

A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, every time I swing my 7 iron I pass this outrageous gas." He swings the iron...

Blonde Golfer

One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her out of the glimpse of his eye and yelled...

Difference Between Tennis and Golf

The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide -...