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For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy about club selection, but the caddy always prevailed. Finally on the 17th hole,...

Wife --"Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon." Husband --"I'm so sorry Honey....but you probably don't want to hear the...

Bill and Nick, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and "play it as it lays" on all shots. Both hit...

Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven" Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..." Golfer: "What's the good news" Fortune Teller: "The good...

Myself and a fellow caddy recently helped two aged Germans around our course. Failing yet again to get the ball in the air the worst...

A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, every time I swing my 7 iron I pass this outrageous gas." He swings the iron...

One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her out of the glimpse of his eye and yelled...

The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide -...

The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he...

A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money. The business man agreed to give the beggar $20...