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Blonde Golfer

One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her out of the glimpse of his eye and yelled...

Difference Between Tennis and Golf

The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide -...

Lost Golf Ball

The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he...

Homeless Man Golf Joke

A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money. The business man agreed to give the beggar $20...

Golf Again?

"You're going out to play golf again" his wife complained. "I'm only doing under doctors orders." replied her husband. "Do I look stupid to you" she...

Green Golf Balls

A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning. After watching him for a bit, the pro asks him what he wants. "I...

Do You Play Golf Joke?

About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at airport, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine...

Murphy’s Laws Of Golf

Golfers who claim they never cheat also lie. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of...

New Terms For Golf Shots

A 'Rock Hudson' -- a putt that looked straight, but wasn't A 'Saddam Hussein' -- from one bunker into another A 'Yasser Arafat' -- butt ugly...

Golfing Lawyer

 A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en route struck another golfer on the head. He shouted...