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Play As It Lies

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Bill and Nick, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and "play it as it lays" on all shots. Both hit...

The Fortune Teller

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Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven" Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..." Golfer: "What's the good news" Fortune Teller: "The good...

Worse Golfers Than Me?!?!

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Myself and a fellow caddy recently helped two aged Germans around our course. Failing yet again to get the ball in the air the worst...

Stinky 7 Iron

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A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, every time I swing my 7 iron I pass this outrageous gas." He swings the iron...

Blonde Golfer

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One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her out of the glimpse of his eye and yelled...

Difference Between Tennis and Golf

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The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide -...

Lost Golf Ball

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The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he...

Homeless Man Golf Joke

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A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money. The business man agreed to give the beggar $20...

Golf Again?

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"You're going out to play golf again" his wife complained. "I'm only doing under doctors orders." replied her husband. "Do I look stupid to you" she...

Green Golf Balls

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A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning. After watching him for a bit, the pro asks him what he wants. "I...