Golfer: “Are there golf courses in Heaven”
Fortune Teller: “I have good news, and I have bad news…”
Golfer: “What’s the good news”
Fortune Teller: “The good news is that Heaven’s golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!”
Golfer: “How could there be any bad news with that”
Fortune Teller: “You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”
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