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Wrong Club Selection
For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy about club selection, but the caddy always prevailed.
Finally on the 17th hole,...
Believe me
Wife
--"Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon."
Husband
--"I'm so sorry Honey....but you probably don't want to hear the...
Play As It Lies
Bill and Nick, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and "play it as it lays" on all shots. Both hit...
The Fortune Teller
Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven"
Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..."
Golfer: "What's the good news"
Fortune Teller: "The good...
Worse Golfers Than Me?!?!
Myself and a fellow caddy recently helped two aged Germans around our course.
Failing yet again to get the ball in the air the worst...
Stinky 7 Iron
A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, every time I swing my 7 iron I pass this outrageous gas."
He swings the iron...
Blonde Golfer
One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her out of the glimpse of his eye and yelled...
Difference Between Tennis and Golf
The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder - you just want to kill the other player. Golf is suicide -...
Lost Golf Ball
The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he...
Homeless Man Golf Joke
A successful business man was leaving for work when a homeless man begged him for money.
The business man agreed to give the beggar $20...
