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Two men are talking at the water cooler at work one Monday morning.
"What did you do this weekend" asked Don.
"Dropped hooks into water." replied Dave.
"Fishing, eh"
"No, golfing."
A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant you any wish."
The...
I always play well when it rains
I am almost 50; I need to practice for the senior circuit.
I am just very optimistic I will play well if I golf today.
I am required to golf for...
Fairway: An unfamiliar track of closely mowed grass running from the tee to the green. Where your ball is usually found immediately to the left or right of it and in most case no where near it.
Golf: A...
You know it's too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes.
A golfer has one advantage over a fisherman.
He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story.
What do golf and sex have in common"
They're two things you can...
David Feherty a well known and funny golf commentator has put together his 6 favorite Golf Quotes:
1. "Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."
2. "That ball is...
10. A below par performance is considered good.
9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
7. It's much easier to find the...
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament,...
A golfer gets caught with his pants down.
